NON FREQUENT ASK QUESTIONS
1.- I´m
the manager in a international model agency and after analyzing carefully
your photography I believe you have the perfect image for our Christmas
publicity campaign. Where may take you on?
When my lawyer finish to
organize the sues against me by the victims association for seeing my Web
page, he manages to contact you in order to write contract conditions.
2.- ¿Can you sing well?; we
make that question because we are looking for a soloist for our funky group
and we believe you give the profile. Note: if you only can sing flamenco
or spirutuals it doesn't matter, we can change the image of our group
and to adapt your artistic skills
If you would be my shower
head, undoubtedly you don't have the same opinion. It's used to listen to
me from for a long time and it shake with fear every morning when I gesture
to move my arm in order to star some opera aria. Note: If some morning instead
of opera aria I sing a regional song it cut off the water (because it hasn't
veins)
NON FREQUENT ASK QUESTIONS
4.- Hi, Jose Luis, we are thinking about of founding your first fan's club. We have even the acronym: J.A.F.I.N (Jordan Association Fans in Navalcarnero). What advises do you give us?, which Web page may we read any text which we can use as a example to write our statutes?. Our General Secretary, Pilar Cifuentes Martillos ask what must do in order to become like you when she grows up. Oh, boy, Pili, Leave me alone, the keyboard is from my brother and if you broke it he threw the Ricky Martin disc away the window... I'm sorry Jose Luis but Pili don't stop to bother me. That's all. Reply the questions. More than a half of the class of Ninth grade has joined in the club (13 out 25), even a girl in Tenth grade who is a little bit weird but she is excited and one neighbor in my block. Kisses. Pili and Barbara.
A lots of advises, dear Barbara, a lot. I would give a decalogue. I'll manage to contact with my lawyer to speak with him about the Association terms foundation and with my adviser in order he advises you about whatever you want. I encourage to go ahead and I offer my solidarity with the cause. Say Pilar she don't try look like me; is better she follow in Madame Curie footsteps. Kisses for all of you. Don't monopolize all of them and share it out.
NON FREQUENT ASK QUESTIONS
3. I'm a girl from Astorga (town from Spain). I don't want give my name in order to preserve my anonymity since my parents say to me that a 23 years old girl is still young to think in boys. The other day I saw your page and my life has given a 180º turn from that moment. I'm thinking in you even when I'm seeing 90210 Beverly Hills in morning Saturdays and I've printed your Web front page in order to stick in my wall's room over the Brandon old posters. If I take the decision to run off with you, do you follow me?. I would have whatever I can for my dreams became reality. Even I would begin to work in order to pay the motels in our way during our escape.
Dear friend
in Astorga. I did how if I hadn't read your text about the motels because
in spite of somebody can think, the objective of my page isn't to design
a contact site. With reference to the run off idea I think we must
ruled out that possibility. Lately I've been traveling too much and I feel
like to spend a period in Madrid, Notwithstanding if some day your parents
allows to come to the capital, I would be happy to treat you to an ice-cream
in the Parque del Retiro. Thank a
lot for seeming to be interested in me and if you can send me a copy of
one of my posters in order to have it as a souvenir. Postscript: There`s
no need for you to sign it. I'll do for you
NON FREQUENT ASK QUESTIONS
5.- Hi, Jose Luis, I'm J.A.F.I.N president, Barbara. We write with anger for that movies academy posture who has nominated as the first Spaniard candidate to the Oscar to Javier Bardem and not to you. In an urgency extraordinary assembly set up in February, 14, 2001, during the break we have voted in favor of writing a letter to Hollywood protesting against the measure. The ballot has been affirmative, with 10 votes in favor, 1 against and 2 abstentions. My neighbor couldn't vote because she was not present and the Tenth grade pupil nor she didn't either because she was punished in the library. We have to report of our club decreases the figure of members in one, because it has been throwing out for unanimity Charo Gonzalez after voting against the assembly proposal. In the letter, already written, we protest to that academy of it doesn't adapt very to the new times nominating for Oscars successful Web sites like the one you manage. We give to know moreover that we have nothing against the poor Javier, but it's a insult you haven't been but him. They could have kept him and it has been removing in the list to Tom Hanks, for shipwrecked the world has to my boyfriend; the scruffy remain three days without shaving. By the way , Arturo, my boyfriend is rather jealous of the idea we have a fan's club and I ask for you don't write your personal address in your page because he has swore to look for to have a "dialogue" with you and I advise about the last boy who he was dialoguing is still in Hospital. A kiss. Barbara and other 14 signatures. (Note: we have faked my neighbor and the punished signatures) Press right arrow
NON FREQUENT ASK QUESTIONS
Dear Barbara. I thank your constant support, but I would beg you give up the steps in order to ask the nominated change since in the Oscar awards ceremony date I have a work engagement and I won't be able to attend to Los Angeles to the ceremony.
6.- Mr. Jordan ¿Are there any possibility you
came to give us a lecture? We are the worker's Union in the Larks Industrial
Park in Albacete (Spain city in La Mancha where it was Don Quixote). The company
committee with the money earmarked for cultural events has considered that
nothing is better for inaugurate the activities year than you speak about
the topic you want but Pipino el Breve life since it was the topic in the
four lasted lectures and people knows his
life better than the Rociito(Spaniard folclorica singer daughter) although
Rodofo, our Training speaker has proposed to organize the fifth stage
after summer. Your expenses would be by charge of the budget. We are sorry
because we can't invite you in 2004 for you'll be able to come in AVE (high
speed Spaniard train) but we believe in that date we'll have spend all the
budget. Sincerely Ernesto Pérez Álvarez, General Coordinator
in the company committee
Dear Ernesto, the reply is
yes, I send via e-mail my phone in order we can speak personally about
my visit to Albacete. It's a pity I may not speak on Pipino el Breve since
it's a topic which I'm a expert without any doubt. I propose as a topic
"the keys in larks migratory movements" giving honor the Industrial
Park name where you are working. It's a topic I know and I could get ready
some transparency to do more enjoyable the event